Um prob wen i walkd into a no parking sign as far i knw there is still a dent that was embarrasing an hurt a tad.
yeah i can imagine that would have hurt a tad... lol
Getting too drunk in university in an after concert party - trying to gain dutch courage to tell this girl who liked me that I felt the same way, insides were mixed with Stella, Sherry and red wine, and quite possibly some 'herbal' sponge cakes...going back to hers with some friends, excusing myself to the bathroom and throwing up non-stop....then crashed out on her floor...woke up at 4.30am...staggered home to find mum had put me on the missing person's list (before the day I had a mobile) - I was case number 39....then going to cathedral in the morning for choir service at 10am, still reeling from the cocktails, only to have my other uni friends ask how things went...
lol oh my!!! i think you have top trumped us all Five Owe
lol, not really an award to be proud of, hehe!
but I'd like to thank my mum, my agent...and of course...the 'man upstairs'
(no, I don't live in a flat!)
but I'd like to thank my mum, my agent...and of course...the 'man upstairs'
(no, I don't live in a flat!)
lol like it!!!! reminded me of a comedian i once saw,
was similar to Stewart Francis the comedian who once said...
"Before I rock the microphone i'd like to dedicate this performance
to my father who was a roofer, so dad if your up there...."
was similar to Stewart Francis the comedian who once said...
"Before I rock the microphone i'd like to dedicate this performance
to my father who was a roofer, so dad if your up there...."
hehe..., good one.
Kind of like when these profiles sometimes ask you to verify yourself before they meet up with you (all part of the internet scamming yadda yadda process)..so what I do, is take a leaf out of Spike Milligan's page..tell them.."Ok...brb..." leave it a minute and go:
"Hello? Right..I've looked in the mirror and can verify that I am me."
Usually they get pissed off pretty quickly!
Kind of like when these profiles sometimes ask you to verify yourself before they meet up with you (all part of the internet scamming yadda yadda process)..so what I do, is take a leaf out of Spike Milligan's page..tell them.."Ok...brb..." leave it a minute and go:
"Hello? Right..I've looked in the mirror and can verify that I am me."
Usually they get pissed off pretty quickly!
Passing out doing the lanudry drunk at m,y ex boyfriends house!!!
lmao @ NATALIE, oh dear... must have been funny!
I once got drinking in gran canaria with my best mates,
after a while the gorgeous bar maid who i got on great with
dared me to try absynth, I did not knowing anything about it
and considering it no worse then taquilla..... boy what a poor decision
that was.... as the barmaid left for a bit i had a few more from
the gentleman who replaced her...... i stood up, i left the doors...
air hit me.... and...... i have no memory of the following 10 hours.
i work up on my pation sun lounger in the same clothes, much to my friends
amusment.
I once got drinking in gran canaria with my best mates,
after a while the gorgeous bar maid who i got on great with
dared me to try absynth, I did not knowing anything about it
and considering it no worse then taquilla..... boy what a poor decision
that was.... as the barmaid left for a bit i had a few more from
the gentleman who replaced her...... i stood up, i left the doors...
air hit me.... and...... i have no memory of the following 10 hours.
i work up on my pation sun lounger in the same clothes, much to my friends
amusment.
I see a pattern here - both you and I suffered embarrassing alcoholic downfalls all because of a woman....
it certainly appears that way lol
ive fell asleep during a french lesson in my high school days and also waking up in someone's front garden pissed up after a heavy nites drinking session
once on holiday a gorgeous lifeguard kept looking and smiling at me and it got me all giggly and happy,
later we was walking towards one another and he said something in spanish and winked, i got giddy and fell over
embarressing eeek! lol
later we was walking towards one another and he said something in spanish and winked, i got giddy and fell over
embarressing eeek! lol
aww, gutted - did you get to make up for it after/later in holiday though?
no i was too horrorfied lol